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Why would I make comments about these facts? Something compelled me too. I couldn't help myself. Hay, it wouldn't be me, if it wasn't random.


1. A human being loses an average of 40 to 100 strands of hair a day. **Ask my husband, he'll tell it's more than that. I tie my hair back (in a ponytail or braid) and he still manages to come up with a wad of my hair on cleaning day.
2. A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds up to 60 mph. **boom!
3. Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. **No calories? What's the point
4. A foetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months. **That I didn't know.
5. A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph. **sonic-boom
6. Every person has a unique tongue print. ** Really? Let's go as Gene Simmons if this is true.
7. According to German researchers, the risk of heart attack is higher on Monday than any other day of the week. **It's Monday! No bloody wonder people have heart attacks on Mondays.
8. After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear pink. **ooh prudy colours
9. An average human drinks about 16,000 gallons of water in a lifetime. **Anyone want to put out a small forest fire? That or lock the door to the loo?
10. A fingernail or toenail takes about 6 months to grow from base to tip. **Funny, it seems to take forever for mine to grow.
11. An average human scalp has 100,000 hairs. **Look at #1.
12. It takes 17 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. ** Nah it doesn't. Only 2 for each, see - :) :(
13. Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our bodies. **I thought it was304 bones? Oh well, shows what I know.
14. Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his lifetime. **Aren't beards great - for those who can grow one. I mean really, it's a great place to hid snackage when watching a movie.
15. By age sixty, most people have lost half of their taste buds. By the time you turn 70, your heart will have beat some two-and-a-half billion times (figuring on an average of 70 beats per minute.) **Why wait that long? I've heard some people who are younger than that and have no taste
16. Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels. **If you cut them, will they not bleed
17. Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell. ** ~~playing fake trumpets~~ It's a blood platelet? Is it a vein? No, it's Amoeba Man.
18. Every person has a unique tongue print. Every square inch of the human body has an average of 32 million bacteria on it. **Okay… was buddy who thought this one up listening to Jonathan Coulton?
19. Fingernails grow faster than toenails. **again with the nails...
20. Humans shed about 600,000 particles of skin every hour - about 1.5 pounds a year. By 70 years of age, an average person will have lost 105 pounds of skin. **That's almost as bad my response for #'s: 1 & 11


When I snagged this from Mythie, I was having a bit of a 'Gollum-moment' :P Now that I've calmed down a bit (not too much *heh*) I'm able to finish & post. enjoy!

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This really should go under the subject line of 'Random babbles', but it's past my bedtime.

I can't sleep. It's not for the lack of trying. I just can't fall asleep :P

Shortly before making this entry, I went upstairs to checked on the human cocoons - they're snoring *heh* I just hope I won't be overtired for the Deployment Zone activities tomorrow.

Anywhoo.... I had typed out this long-ass entry about my week - the kids are doing fine in school, I'm doing a little better on the treadmill, other random stuff like when I was at Guides Thursday night. The fact that no one has been sick with either H1N1 or the regular flu, though there's still a long waiting list for the shot *rab* But somewhere along the line technology ate my post.

I had mentioned to the other Guider (in my new unit) that there are more than likely some Thursday nights that I'm not going to be able to attend; there are Ship's Network meetings (mini discussion group on activities that the families left behind can do while the ship's away), if Stickboy happens to call home - definitely don't want to miss that especially since the calls are very limited to begin with. Not to mention, I or the kids don't want to be sitting in the house doing nothing for the next 6 months.

When I happened to mention the possibilities of phone calls, she told me to tell Stickboy that I'm to tell him to call home when it's a little more convenient. Convenient for whom? Her? Yeah... I don't think so. I looked at her rather funny then explained, "The ship's compliment is something like 245 personnel, and everyone's vying for the use of the phone and at 10 mins (per person) that not a whole lot of time to talk - it's long enough to say 'I love you, the kids are driving me insane and it's snowing' and with the kids they'd want to talk with Dad, etc... if you get my drift. Her sister isn't too swift either. I know I've had my moments of unclarity, but this chick takes the cake. *facepalm* Her ol' man was taken off the Freddy for "so-called medical reasons" and "sent the Fleet School because it would be too much of a hardship for his family if he went" - her words, not mine. WTF?!? I still feel like telling her to grow up and grow a pair. She knew what she was getting into when she married. *shakes head*

(Back to Guides & the parents) Funny thing, when I happened to mention to the parents that if during this deployment, that a meeting was shortened by say 10-15 minutes, would they have a problem. I had one father ask why and I told him since I have no need to lie nor did I go into great detail, his reply blew the other leader away. He said, "Lady, if my wife was gone for as long as your husband and his co-workers, I'd rather be home sitting by the phone waiting for the call. It wouldn't even matter if the call came in the middle of the night." Come to think about it, the rest of the parents agreed with him.

Anywhoo.. before I head up for the night ...er morning. I want to say, *slaps self in case of really bad translation* Danke myth_adventure. Sie sind eine Puppe. Ich bekam Ihr Paket spät gestern.



Sweet dreams all

I've been telling myself that I'm going to be on LJ more, but by the time I decide I'm going to make an entry I'm falling asleep at the desk.

Well... a longer entry will have to wait until later. I must attend to the feeding frenzy. Okay, I realize that that last sentence doesn't make sense, but it's been one weeks.

Someone sent rurokenlover this (under cut) and she sent it to me XD. And of course, I'm sharing it with all of you XD XD

( Glomp! Smooch! )

Okay. Who's bright idea was it to order snow?! o_O Then it's not just snow, it's a snow/rain mix *shakes snowy glow*

Apparently, we're being hit with a Nor'easter today. One of the places that will see the brunt of it will be Cape Breton, the it's NL's (Newfoundland/Labrador) tomorrow.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to re-shovel the steps and front walk.

Du Juan mood theme here.

Ashley Judd mood theme here.

My newest mood theme, made from images from the movie Ella Enchanted...

Preview:



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I've contacted the school, about transferring rurokenlover to a much closer school. Unfortunately and to much confusion to quite a number of people (myself included), the preferred school strangely enough is considered out of area - yet it's about 15 minutes away, whereas the one she attends is nearly 50 minutes away. Why a school that is somewhat closer is considered out of area boggles he mind, but it has to do with school/house location boundaries. *wants to bitch slap MLA's (city councillors) with a cold wet fish*

Anywhoo......

The person on the other end couldn't understand a simple request.

Me: "Good morning, I'd like to make an appointment with the principal, please. At her earliest convenience could you please call back with a time.”
Voice on phone: “Well, you’ll have to call to make an appointment to see the principal.”
Me: "Thank you, here is my #. Goodbye"

*facepalm* I've got this nagging feeling it's going to be one of THOSE days.

*pokes Stickboy in case he's reading this* Don't be surprised if you get an email from the school's principal.


**Update**

update: I have an appointment.*oooooh spoooky* I'll be going with a calm attitude, but if she gives me a hard time, ball's outta her court.